Got home from work. Put on a very small bikini.. Put on some sunscreen.
Was in the process of listening to very loud pop punk in my lounge whilst checking my email and being a bum waiting for the sunscreen to sink in – before jumping in my backyard pool – when I have a visitor.
It was my ex.. he saw my car and was popping in to borrow a wireless gamecube controller.
Just a tad bit awkward. I quickly ran and grabbed a sarong.
What’s “sa rong” with that?