5 Items that your average teacher probably doesn’t have on their work desk, that have found their home on mine.
#1 Nipple Ball – Mine is purple in colour
#2 Rusted Dropsaw Blade (it is displayed on my shelf)
The maintenance guys presented it to me, after I broke the school’s drop saw whilst in the process of nearly losing two fingers. Lets just say, it was a mechanical error (not human error) and it was a messy affair.
# 3 Juice and Food Stash
Mine includes peanut utter, ghost pops, Rose’s Lime Marmalade, Fruit Chutney Nik Naks, Flavoured Pappadums and banana cordial
#4 Spray Paint Cans
Lots of them 🙂
#5 Modified and deranged stuffed toys (All confiscated of course)
Everything from teddy bears with public hair to guinea pigs with claws.